Food Court

Food Court Lyrics

Fair maidens of the Mall of America
It is time to enter the fabulous food court

Here you will find the finest fast dining of the world
Chinese and Japanese, Middle Eastern too
Mexican and Indian, Italian just for you
And for those who are not as adventurous
American will do

But look at all the candy!

They got taffy stores where we can pull
The taffy for ourselves
They got fudge shops where we create our favorite kind of fudge
They got the biggest store the world has seen
For every flavor jelly beans
Don't forget, you can't forget the wide array of ice cream!

Listen my friends, no offense to my sister
If you eat all that candy, you'll never be sicker
The thing to do you must realize
Is eat a good meal, that's what I advice.

I adject!
Overruled!
Can't we compromise?

Here we can eat any meal we choose from all over the world
Surafryer, sushi, shwarmas just for you
Enchiladas, cury chicken, fries and burgers too
And for those who are still hungry afterwards
Candy for dessert
All right fudgy food court, I accept your ruling,
But how will we decide what kind of food to eat?
There are so many choices, let's see what sounds good.

A pizza pie sounds way too dull for what we have in mind
And though a burger's fun with lots of fries
We can get them anytime
So let us eat exotically, try some food with cury
You get the shwarmas, and sushi
And I'll get the chicken tendery
I bought some fries for good measure.
Got enough room for dessert?
YEAH!

(eating lunch fast)