Clams Have Feelings Too (Actully They Don't)

Clams Have Feelings Too (Actully They Don't) Lyrics

Birds are dumb
with small bird brains
but so are are kids and old people
some birds talk
most others sing
I don't see you eat a talking bird

Pigs smell bad
they roll in poo
but so do kids and eldery
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them

No chowder for you
'cause clams have feelings too
actually they don't have central nervousness
no man had its style
clams have the right to smile
come to think about it they don't have a face

They have no face
no place for ears
there's no clam eyes
to cry clam tears
no spinal cord
they must get bored
might as well just put 'em out of misery

I don't believe it's selfish
to eat defenseless shellfish
no chowder for you
clams have feelings, too
it could happen to you
clams have feelings, too
(i don't think they do)
clams have feelings too