Ren's Pecs by Nickelback
It sure is lonely around here ever since Ren got his pectoral implants and went to Hollywood.
I've never asked for anything, just your happiness.
And now that you have found it, I should be glad, I guess.
But I've played in my litter box as long as I can,
And I would give most anything just to hear "What is it, man?"
I know you've got your pecs now and gone on to bigger things,
But before you go and flex now, there's a cat at home who sings
That each and every day and night he misses his best friend,
And I only need to see you once to make this feeling end.
No matter where you go, no matter what you do,
Remember there's a little bit of Stimpy's butt in you.
And just once, when you strike that pose, could you think of me?
'Cause when I scratch my rear I think of how it used to be...
The house is much too quiet now that I don't hear your voice
And you know that I'd be with you if I only had my choice
But I know I will smile again when I see your name in lights
And when they talk about you I'll tell them
That I knew you when you were just Ren...