Monty python - medical love song

Monty python - medical love song Lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile,
I've had balanital chancroids for quite a little while.
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June,
I ache for you my darling and I hope you get well soon....

My penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sores,
Your moenelial infection, how I miss you more and more!
Your dobie's itch, my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhea,
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear.

Out syphilytic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst,
You gave my scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist.
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine,
I got snail tracks in my anus when your spirochaetes met mine.

Gonnococcal urethritis, Streptococcal balanitis
Meningo myelitis, Diplococcal cephalitis
Epididymitis, Interstitial keratitis,
Syphlitic corelitis and anterior Uveitis.

My clapped out genitilia, is not so bad for me,
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green.

My heart is very tender though my part are awful raw.
You might have been infected but you never were a bore.
I'm dying from your love, my love, I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science but I'm afraida they've turned it down.

Gonnococcal urethritis, Streptococcal balanitis
Meningo myelitis, Diplococcal cephalitis
Epididymitis, Interstitial keratitis,
Syphlitic corelitis and anterior Uveitis.