Lumberjack by Monty Python
Im a lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lav-a-try
I Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
Im a lumberjack...
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars
I'm a lumberjack...
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa
Oh, I though you were so RUGGED