Ho Ho F****** Ho

Ho Ho F****** Ho Lyrics

(Chorus)
Ho ho f**king ho,
What a crock o' sh*t,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f**kin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.

I'm Rudolph and I quit.
Just who's he think he is?
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh,
crackin' that f**kin' whip.
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless cunts,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho f**king ho,
What a crock o' sh*t,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f**kin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.

And what about us elves,
we've had enough as well,
workin' in that freezing cold, it's cold as f**king hell,
we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off,
stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho f**king ho,
What a crock o' sh*t,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f**kin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.

I'm Santa Claus' wife,
I know what he's really like,
sneakin into those little kid's rooms
he's a f**kin' paedophile,
A devious old drunk,
and I'm married to the cunt,
So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho f**king ho,
What a crock o' sh*t,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f**kin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.