My Inner Self Is Telling Me That Something In This Room Is At Its Unintelligent High Point

My Inner Self Is Telling Me That Something In This Room Is At Its Unintelligent High Point Lyrics

Suit and tie - Secretary's out to buy
A Delicious lunch for the guys
Earl Johnson's day is going great - Another successful day at the office
Earlier today, just picked up his brand new shirt - White dry cleaned and pressed
Lunch comes in McDonald's bag in hand - Grease leaking out like blood of a freshly killed 500 pound grass consumer
Shelly comes by to exchange capital for the lunch but something horrible happens
Shelly trips - Bag Rips - Blood red ketchup all over Earl
Burger splatters on the flood - Pickles, mayo
No tomatoes all over the place - Cow blood on his face
His feast of meat ceases to be