Cockboy's caddy part ii

Cockboy's caddy part ii Lyrics

There was this kid who lived in Naperville


He had no money, no dollar, dollar bills


He had a pimp caddy you know you can't blame us


But we had to make the backseat, backseat famous


We call him the rooster, reading Simon & Schuster


You know your girlfriend he probably seduced her


One honey on his right, one honey on his left


All the honey's left out are getting upset


"This weekend I had Cockboy all to myself"


Yeah right, he took a shower, in an hour, he was with someone else


You just don't get it he'll never admit it


Footprints on the dashboard, he hit it


Captain Conservo left, Stubhy brought a pound


Rolled a keg in, Otto shut it down


Now that's CB rubbers in the trunk


Book reading always breeding probably drunk


Probably drunk, probably drunk Cockboy's probably drunk