Mr. Good Bar Lyrics
Mr. Good Bar by Lizzy Borden
(LL Cool J) Nah y'all nah y'all uh-uh I'm just sayin it happen to me I ain't disrespectin though It can happen to him How you doin? What's your name? Uh, mmm, haha Oh you're his girl Hello my name is Mr. Goodbar (LL Cool J) I'm came to offer champagne Later on maybe I'll tell you my real name But for now sip your drink and be merry Me, I'll have a Cowa-loo and milk And be a nice girl and sing me a cherry Cause champagne always stains my silk You got a man? That's somethin we will talk about He's smart enough to have ya, but dumb enough to let ya out Ya hairstyle and ya whole point of view The way you lick your lips and stare I like ya friendly bag your alligator shoes You tell me that's a habit hmmm yeah Funny coated legs, with not one scar The stylish wardrobe is up the par Here's my number, call me in my car You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar (LL Cool J) Word, nah he's cool with me, he's cool with me Oh he loves you So how long you been talkin to him? Honey open up a bottle of brandy (LL Cool J) Better yet have a piece of Cool J candy And sweat the man with the master disaster The cards on the table and the deal is dealt Uh, I'm in the mood for a tuna milk Break ya like plaster-plan and Feelin kinda mellow and I sure would hate to leave the job half-done (Nah!) And I can't make you, I sure wouldn't rape you Cause at a time like this you're the one that I'm lookin for, callin on the floor (WOOF!) I'm comin back for more If the Mona Lisa's name was Teresa I'll get a piece-a of the Mona Lisa, then smoke a cigar You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar Yeah, so you be callin on the request line (LL Cool J) Hahahaha oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh he's my man, word him too Tell him he's cool but Yeah I like Bobby Brown (LL Cool J) Don't be cruel cause you'll be on your own Cause my (???) rockin my microphone Or I'll deliver it when your daddy ain't home Come and get this ice-cream cone Grown and healthy that's how I like em Hmmm, Mr. Good bar style Big juicy legs and a nice pair of kegs You haven't met a guy like me in a while I jump out a cake, dance, play, shake I ant got nobody by Jake Don and I'll slip it in your mouth like a Bon-Bon Smooth as Whitester extra dry Moetzer (LL Cool J) YaknowhatI'msayin? I'm Mr. Goodbar (Goodbar) yeah So you know next time uh your man is out Check my (???) But my girl oh I don't know your man might be with her uh Nah, nah he's cool YaknowhatI'msayin? But I'm with you, yeah Mr. Goodbar baby, uh May I say may I say that outfit you got on Slim, juicy lips so honey coated hmmm Yo he never says that to you He never gives you compliments Yo he be givin you flowers baby And tellin you how much he cares for you Does he hold you and caress you and give you affection I didn't think so
