(why i left) california

(why i left) california Lyrics

Okay, this guy walks into a bar
No, i'm just, i'm just f**king with you, i'm kidding
No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull
And they're standing on top of a hill
And i tried to tell you before
That that's why i left california

So they're standing on top of this hill, right?
And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows
Whole f**king pasture
And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes,
"i got this really good idea."
And they old bull's like, "yeah?"

And i tried to tell you before
That that's why i left california

"yeah," he's like, "yeah, yeah, i got this really good idea.
Let's run down that hill and f**k one of those cows."
And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him
He's like, "look, i got a better idea."
And the young bull's like, "oh yeah, what's your f**king brilliant idea?"
And the old bull goes...

And i tried to tell you before
That that's why i left california

And the old bull goes, "let's walk down that hill and f**k all of those cows, dig?"
You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, i dunno

And i tried to tell you before
That that's why i left california