Holy Bison Beaks!

Holy Bison Beaks! Lyrics

Well, I thought I'd write a little song
So I wrote a little song
Then I tried to write some lyrics
But I didn't last too long
So I figured, why not sing about me
Trying to write a song and stuff
And I decided to keep on singing
Until I had enough, but then I realized

This song needs a hook
An ironic little
Self refrential
Catchy freakin' hook
So I made the chorus
All about how
This song needs a hook
An ironic little
Self refrential hook
And guitar solo

(bad guitar solo)
Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this...... ok.

(awesome MIDI guitar solo)

Ugh, stop that. All right, uh...
Oh, I know, let's do the, um, the bridge. Bri-- yeah, bridge. OK?
OK? Anyone? Hello?

Fine.
(music starts)
Oh.

Baby, baby, tell me why
Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
You cannot walk on it
It doesn't have a guard rail
It doesn't even hold many cows.....


This song is sort of caving in on itself
And so it's going to end right now




Right now




"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... jinx!"