Graduation Day by Kanye West
Bernie Mac Impersonator:
What in the f**k was that, Kanye?
I told you to do some sh*t for the kids
You can give me those motherf**king graduation tickets right now
You give me this motherf**king robe, cap, and gown alright
You will not walk across that stage
You wonâ€™t slide across that stage
Motherf**ker canâ€™t pull you across that motherf**king stage
Who told you to, I told you to do something uplifting
I am trying to get you out here with these white people and
This is how you gone do me
You know what, Youâ€™z a nigga
And I donâ€™t mean that in no nice way
Got the lilâ€™ kids singing about the sh*t now the jokes on you
You throw your motherf**king hands in the air
And wave goodbye to every f**king body
You can get the f**k off this campus
What the f**k you gone do now?
I'm no longer confused but don't tell anybody.
I'm about to break the rules but don't tell anybody.
I got something better than school but don't tell anybody.
My momma would kill me so don't tell anybody.
She wants me to get a good ass job just like everybody.
She ain't walked in my shoes I'm just not everybody.