Burger Baby

Burger Baby Lyrics

Every time a hamburger looks into my eyes
I forget all of my sadness and the Happy Meal prize
'cause I'm a starving motherf**ker who wants much bigger thighs
Get so horny when a onion ring gets f**ked by a fry
What can I do? I love you, I'd hump you, it's cool
I just don't care what they say (BURGER BABY)
Know what I'll do, I love you, I'll hump you, it's cool
And we'll be happy that way (BURGER BABY)
I'm the kinda lady who will get down and spread
Spray that sh*t all over me till Carl Junior is dead
Uh, the ketchup that is-just paint my space titties red
And grab a condom so your condiments don't spill on the bed
Weepin' like a b**ch one night I just couldn't stand it
Knocked up with a burger baby and I just hadn't planned it
Called up Smokehouse for cash, they said, "We don't understand it!"
I said "BURGER ABORTION I DON'T ASK IT I DEMAND IT!!!!"
What can I do? Can't kill you, I love you, I do
I'll just raise you up as my son (BURGER BABY)
Know what I'll do, won't kill you, I love you, I do
And you'll be my only one (BURGER BABY)