I ate the haggis

I ate the haggis Lyrics

I ate the Haggis

By and by Hallelujah

I ate the Haggis, Now I

Feel like a cat on the warm hood

of a car that's just done driving

on a cold winter's day hey hey

Brought to me from Scotland

with a fiver I can't spend

got directions on the can

to serve it up with a wee dram

A wee dram of Irish Whiskey

on a cold winter's day

Lamb, oats and Suet

boiled in the stomach of a sheep

I ate the Haggis

By and by Hallelujah

I ate the Haggis now my

Father used to tell me

Don't go p**sin on the apples

that have fallen from the tree

cause you'll see that when yer hungry

and yer backs against the wall

a fallen apple ain't so bad

to eat

I ate the Haggis by and by

Hallelujah.