Monsters Under The Bed

Monsters Under The Bed Lyrics

There are,
So many hours in the day
I know I've got work to do but hey
My will to move or even use my brain
Is whethered by eternal english rain
And when the talk show ends I scream
Right at the screen for more pregnant teens
I can't fall asleep
It's almost 3
So I water the flowers out on the street

I spent 5 hours on the net
Last night
Avoidin' the monsters under my bed
With square eyes

How fun-fucking-tabulous it is
To be so scared of the dark like this
I know I've got work to do
It's a bitch
I'm staggering 'round
I can't find the switch

I spent 5 hours on the net last
Avoidin' the monsters under my bed
With square eyes
Now I dare not stick my feet off the end
In case they bite
And sing the monster song

La-da-dup-ba-da-bow-ah [x4]

There are,
So many hours in the day
To address this problem in some way
Some barbie doll talks of carb intake
I turn it off
For now I'm okay