Two Front Teeph

Two Front Teeph Lyrics

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I could never wear that sweater
I could never wear that sweater

My grandpa gave me hand-me-down
When I put it on I look like a clown
All the kids would beat me up at school
Made me itch cause it was made of wool
Leather bound buttons in a monkey sh*t brown
Everywhere i go people put a man down
When i go and do the little bottom buttons up
Makes me looke like I got a big beer gut

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Coming home late on an afternoon
My lip was all bloody and my forehead all bruised
Singing all the blues like hoody led better
All because of that sh*tty brown sweater
sh*tty little sweater causing too much pain
Hung it in the closet never wear it again
No disrespect to my grandpa
But this sweater incident has gone too far

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Late last June I was buying some slacks
From favourite Op shop named Aunty Jacks
Took them back to my abode
Had a good look through my big wardrobe
Then I spyed that certain sweater
But somehow it looks so much better
When I put it on no turning back
Even look good with my new brown slacks

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