Here We Go by Eminem
Not quite finished yet
Girl I think,
You just might'a tried to pull a muh'f**king fast one, I'm mad
You just hurt my goddamn feeling, and that was the last one I had
Does this look like an arcade? Tryna play games?
See this saw blade? See the silhouette of a stalker
In your walk-way? Better co-operate
Or get saute'd and rotisseried while you're hog-tied
MC's get so quiet you can hear a muh'f**king dog whistle while I walk by
'Colt Seavers' on a mule, stuntin on that ass like the f**king Fall Guy
I don't gas my Mercedes at the mit, man I treat it like a Mogwai
Cuz it will turn into a Gremlin and run over kids, women and men
Vrinn-vrinn! Motor's so big you can fit a midget in his engine
b**ch, give me them digits while you're cringin'
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
While I spin spin even ten cents on you, since when
Do you think it's gonna cost me a pretty penny?
Shiit, if I think a penny's pretty
Just imagine how beautiful a quarter is to me
Eenie meenie miney mo, Catch an eskimo by his toe
While he's trying to roll a snowball but,
Don't make him lose his cool
If he hollers better let him go ya'll
Now here we go go goooooo
Get up! Baby get a move on, Like a U-Haul
You can rack your brain like pool balls
You will never think of this sh*t
Yeah, honey you called?
Well here I come, Havoc on the beat, I reek it
Evil I see, hear and speak it
Lady put your money on Shady
f**k that other weak sh*t
Put your eggs in the same basket
You can count every muh'f**king chicken fore' it hatches
Cuz, you can bet your ass that we gone get it crackin'
Like a Kraken and Titans when they're clashin'
Get your brains bashed in so bad
You gone have Kurt Kobain askin
To autograph a bloodstained napkin
I'm fashionable and 'bout as rational
As a rash on a fag's a**hole
Now let's take that line, run it up the flag pole with Elton
See if he's cool with it
Don't stand there and look stupid at me b**ch
I ain't in the mood for this sh*t
Get my kit, Google it till it pops up
Ya'll are so motherf**king full of sh*t that you're stopped up
Me I'm always sh*tting diarrhea of the mouth
Till your speakers cr*p out [fart] "Ohp, What?"
Girl you got a hot butt like a lit cigarette "Chik-Chigarette"
But you won't get a hot fudge Sundae from me
So do not strut my way, sl*t! Because...
Here we go go goooooo
And now that I got your panties in a bunch
And your bowels in an uproar
I'm'ma show you why I kang xi
Stop asking me what the f**k for
Now look you little sl*t, cunt, whore know you want more,
b**ches tell I put the Mat back into Mathers
Cuz I'm a f**king problem, Run boy!
Every flow got it mastered
So every last word that you f**king fags heard
Comes straight from the fishes ass, Yeah
In other words I'm a Bass turd!
Looking at me like I killed Kenny
Gassing the tank near steal plenty
No morals are instilled in me
So remorse I really don't feel any
Eat your heart out, Hannibal
Understandable why you're jealous, f**king animal
I got cannibal magnetism, can't resist him now, can ya hoe?
Shady, I don't understand your flow.
Understand my flow?
b**ch I flow like Troy Palumalu's hair, boy.
Don't you dare try to follow or compare, boy.
I'm raw, you ain't even medium rare
Stay the f**k outta my hair, boy!
You can look, you can stare and point
But you can't touch since you're queer boy.
I don't get it man, is there a void
All this weak sh*t, what am I steroids?
Well b**ch I'm back with some sh*t for that ass
And your trunk, Elephant hemorrhoids
And remember boys
Here we go go goooooo
Thank you for coming out
Hope you enjoyed the show
Till next time