Meant To Turn You On Not Crack You Up
Devotchka Lyrics
Meant To Turn You On Not Crack You Up Lyrics
Meant To Turn You On Not Crack You Up by Devotchka
I meant to make you dinner but I burned the steak
So I booked a restaurant but we got there late
So we both had to settle for some curley fries
Extra value menu at least it was super sized
Chorus:
I meant to turn you on not crack you up
I wish I knew just what it took to fill your loving cup
I wanted to put my moves on ya but I'm fresh outta luck
I meant to turn you on not crack you up
V2:
I meant to light the candles when the curtains caught fire
When I tried to put it out I tripped on some speaker wire
I thought I'd make it better with a sexy dance
When I did my one two step I ripped my pants
V3:
I put my arm around you and poked you in the eye
I went in for a kiss and my bad breath made you cry
I turned down the bed and we were almost there
Until you got a glance at my ole holy underwear
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