Ooh Stick You! 

Ooh Stick You!  Lyrics

Hi! This is my friend Daphne and I'm Celeste

[Chorus] 
" Ooh stick you 
Your mama too 
And your daddy¡­ 
Ooh stick you 
Your mama too 
And your daddy¡­ 

Ooh stick you 
Your mama too 
And your daddy¡­ 

Ooh stick you 
Ooh stick you! " 

Your mama, your daddy 
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy 
You got a hole in your panty 
Got a big behind like Frankenstein 
Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street 
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots 
In your ear with a can of beer 
Up your butt with a coconut 
OOOHHHH! 

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus] 

You go girl! 
EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH! 
OOOOOHHHHHHHH! 
EYE! 


Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you? 

You got facial hair like a polar bear 
You blow up like a toad and then explode 
Your face looks mean like Halloween 
You got big red eyes like cherry pies 
You got the IQ of a digeridoo 
You look insane and got no brain 
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly 
Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy 

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus] 

You go girl! 
Ride 'em cowboy! 
Yee-ha! 
Giddy up horsey! 
Ride 'em cowboy! 
Pew! Pew! Pew! 
It¡¯s like a horror movie isn't it? 
OOHH! 
Ride 'em cowboy! 
Ooh Ooh Eee! 
Ride 'em cowboy! 

Do you wanna know what 
I really think about you? 

You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no! 
You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no! 
Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no! 
Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert! 

Whatever! 

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus] 


You got ears on your face like spock in space! 
You got teeth in your head like Mr Ed! 
Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo! 

What? 

Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong? 
Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong! 
Whatever whatever whatever! 

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus to fade]