My inflated ego by Daniel Bedingfield
I called you today and you said 'no'
You think I'm a self obsessed little git
And I think you're right....
I felt her today and she backed off
She thinks I'm a big-headed little tosser
And I think she's right....
So as I talk about myself
And f**k myself
Try to chat up girls and
Scare them off
Don't deflated my inflated ego
I love myself so much
My willy's gone the other way
And now I'm feeling sorry for myself
Can you blame me? Can you?
But if you massage it for me I'll
Show you a good time ba-by!
Woo-hoo yeah I'm not scared to p**s you off on TV
Coz I'm an ignorant dickhead
So put that in your pipe and smoke it, love me
I hurt your feelings
I pleasure myself
And we all live unhappily together in this universe
And the solar system designed for me and my ego
I'm ballooning, it's ballooning, my man's ballooning...