My band (radio edit)

My band (radio edit) Lyrics

[Intro]
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and sh cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
And I think everyone's got a freakin problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show
Because

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"What's up, ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my freakin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to freakin god dude you freakin rock"
"Please won't you please let me..."
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
'Specially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin, all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like siblin rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Because I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star sh, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because these...

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band
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My band
Baby

[Swifty]
You just wanna see a n*gga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my sh is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin jumpin jacks while get whipped on my back

[Kuniva and Kon Artis]
Look him little punk ass thinkin he the sh
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
(Eminem: No I had an interview not you two)
You gon' be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em
(Eminem: You got somethin to say?!)
Man no
I thought you 'bout to tell him off, man what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was 'bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear it man

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Proof]
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Hey yo whats)
Ready to stap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
(Eminem: Proof carry my bag)
B carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the f..k are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

[Bizarre]
Dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loop
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
F..k the media, I got some suggestions
F..k Marshall, ask us some questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(But what about Eminem?)
B are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, b*tches think I'm cute
50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Did two and a half and couldn't get up
F..k D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem]
Girl why cant you see your the, only one for me
and it just tares my ass apart to know that, you dont know my name

[Chorus - Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band (ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (F..k Marshall)
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band [repeated till fade] (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)