Nancy Boy by Buffy
Angel: "Rachel, are you alright?"
Rachel: "I..is he...?"
Angel: "It's okay, he's not getting up for awhile."
Rachel: "I can't believe he actually showed up."
Angel: "Well, that was the deal, right?"
Spike: "How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a
"No need, little lady.Your tears of gratitude are enough for me.
You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire, but love and a pesky
curse de-fanged me, and now I'm just a biiiig fluffy puppy with
- no, not the hair, never the hair!
"Well, there must be some way I can show my appreciation?"
"Nope, helpin those in need's my job, and working up a load of
sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly
"I understand, I have a nephew who's gay, so-"
"Say no more, evil's still afoot, and I'm almost out of that nancy-
boy hairgel I like so much. Quickly! To the Angel-mobile!