The Song They Play When Your Acceptance Speech Has by Autograph
This is it, your time is through
You're rambling on, no end in sight
No need to thank your parakeet
Look at Catherine Zeta-Jones
You could have rushed up to the stage
But you were lollygagging!
They're turning off your microphone
And cutting to a commercial for Del Taco
Del Taco! Del Taco! Del Taaaaaaaaco!