Elitist French Liberal Vegetables

Elitist French Liberal Vegetables Lyrics

(European accents)

"Vee vill con dem into eating vegetables yes
Vee will con these Americans yeez
We vill get into power and con dem into eating
Nasty evil green vegetables!
Vegetable liberal French
French vegetables!
Vee are French liberal vegetables in your supermarket!"

(Republican Southerners)

"THESE VEGETABLES ARE LIBERAL VEGETABLES!"

Protesters Singing:

"This cucumber was imported from France... !"

"(This cucumber was imported from France... ! )"

"This cucumber's not with the klan!"

"(This cucumber's not with the klan! )"

"That's a good one Billy I like that!"