Technical Foul

Technical Foul Lyrics

Look you got to understand it's just been me and élan over 67 years
So she gets nervous around strangers
I wouldn't show that picture to any one, or they might try to take you 2 guys back to the laboratory
UHHH….
Listen we got rules in this house, and you better follow them or you'll find yourself out of here,
Ya ya ya
This might be harder then I thought

If you're coming from street, with dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio, to some un-music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door, after using the fridge-er-a-tor
That's a technical foul, A technical foul

If you touch the thermostat, you'll get hit with a bat
Cause that's a technical foul (You'll feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain, (you'll know the meaning of pain)
Cause that's a technical foul (I'll show you no mercy)
Ohh… this is such bull sh*ta
Hey… In this house we say bull stick
Or it's a technical foul, A technical foul

Let me get this straight, you expect me to change my entire life style in one night, because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks!

YOU GOT IT BUB.
OR YOU CAN NO LONG MAGOTAL OR SUB WITH YOUR YANKIDOODLE.

Well I don't want to do that, but let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally.

If I don't spray Lysol, after moving a bowl,
That's a technical foul.
Okay!
If I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel,
That's a technical foul.
Wait say Hieney.
If I make fun of your crazy feeties,
Or give sugar cookies to Mrs. Diabetes,
That's not a leer technical foul.
Or possibly a homicide…

Can I sleep past three?
If you do that you'll get a “T�
Take a wiz in those flowers?
Ill say hit the showers.
Use this horn as a bong,
Adios Tommy Charm.
Make some long distance calls,
You'll get a kick in the balls! (OOPS )
Can I walk around with my morning erection?
If you want an automatic ejection,
Cause that's a technical foul.

BUT ID LIKE TO SEE IT ANY WAY (JUST KIDDIN)

There are certain rules which your plaints ones life
With your sister, friends or imaginary wife
(I can't believe I haven't killed myself) – (Adam Sandler)
Respect carries over with me on the court
(Here with wig's Maggie, and a fury elf) – (Adam Sandler)
Whether you choose diabetic or especially short
(She's ironic and he's a troll) – (Adam Sandler)
I see she's strange in my royal carry; my imaginary wife is short and hairy
((They took my wig; I remember the look in their eyes)) – (Élan)
(How did my life get stuck in this sh*t hole?) – (Adam Sandler)
((Why o why wont someone retrieve my wig wig wig)) – (Élan)
(Guess I have to deal with your demands, but please don't touch me with your alien hands) – (Adam Sandler)

I got no right to growl
The whistle witch is on the prowl
Without my wig, I look like an owl Boo Hoo Hoo
(O MY GOD)
Don't listen to him

OR IT'S A TECHNICAL FOUL x 3