Somebody Kill Me by Adam Sandler
Welcome to Wester dollar 25 please
Hey how ya doin tollbooth willy?
Good, thank for askin pa
Oh thats great you know considering you're a f**king idiot
Go f**k youself ya son of a b**ch i'll come outta the booth and f**kin whack ya, ya f**kin prick
Hey Hey Willy how's it goin?
Hey can't complain pa how's about you?
Aw, great great, how much?
The state charge is a dollar 25 pa
That's fine, now should you i give you the money or should i shove the quarters directly up your fat ass he he
Why you f**kin hard on I'll f**kin cop n fist your f**kin head with a louiseville f**kin slugger whatd'ya think of that ass f**k
Oh nice to see ya ma'am, not a bad day uh?
Well i'm a little lost can you help me out i hear you're the best with directions
Well i know my way around New England i can tell ya that much so where ya headin?
Well i was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass, you know if you'd tell me i'd appreciate it you f**kin prick
You f**kin b**ch f**k you, You forgot to pay the f**kin toll you dirty whore i'll f**kin drop you with a boot to the f**kin skull you cum guzziling queef
Hey how are ya?
Here's a dollar 25 and go f**k yourself
Ah ya f**kin prick i hope you choke on a f**kin bottle cap ya f**kin son of a f**k eat sh*t eat my sh*t
Hello Willy good to see you
Hey Bishop Nelson nice to see ya that was quite a sermon you had the other day
Well i do my best
Dollar 25 Bishop
Dollar 25 Willy..Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blow job you piece of dog sh*t
Oh have another one you f**kin lush, It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya f**kin douce bag
Yeah..do you want the money or should i just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass
Well i already heard that one you f**kin unoriginal bastard go suck a cock ya piece of f**kin repeatin sh*t
Oohh..Hi how are ya
Fine thank you how much is the toll please?
For you sweetheart it's a dollar 25
Here ya go thank you
Hey hey, honey would ya like reciept with that
Oh i almost forgot thank you so much
And here ya are
Um..do you think you could sign it?
Uh? sign it?
Yeah, sign it Tollbooth Willy was here
Okay sure, uh by the way what is this for?
Just so i can have proof for my friends that i met the biggest f**king dipsh*t with the smallest dick alive, you understand
f**k you, ya f**kin humptidy b**ch I'll f**kin f**k you and all your lesbian fish eatin friends in front of your f**kin mothers..You're gonna die b**ch i'm coming outta the boooooooth
Oooohh..my f**kin leg!
Hey you ran over tollbooth willy?
Oh my god! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up stinky dick licker
Why you f**kin pricks i f**kin here every f**kin word you're sayin when this f**kin leg heals i'm gonna kick you guys new f**kin arseholes...(yelling back and forth) f**k you,you mother f**kers, i'll see you at the hospital, come to the hospital