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Adam Sandler - Mr. Bake-o lyrics

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Mr. Bake-o by Adam Sandler


I'm sittin' in my chair watchin' the TV
It's not even on, but there is plenty for me to see
I just lit some crazy ass sh*t
That my friend overnight-mailed me
I'm f**kin' wasted
It's the best sh*t I ever tasted
I think they f**kin' laced it
'Cause I'm so damn lambasted
Oh my friend over so packed him a pipe
I told him he better go easy on this sh*t
But he didn't believe the hype
He sparked three bowls just to show he could take it
Two minutes late he was playin' backgammon naked
He's f**kin' wasted
It's the best sh*t he ever tasted
He's lost in f**kin' space-ed
'Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted
Oh I spent the last two hours iding under my bed
'Cause I looked in the garbage can and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head
I'm f**kin' wasted
Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face
The bird laughed hysterically and started to moon walk all over the place
He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak
He looked at the two of us and he started to speak
I'm f**kin' wasted
It's the best sh*t I ever tasted
My brain's been erased-ed
Well f**kin' fried
Now I'm sittin' in the bathtub wantin' somthing to eat
I wanted a pizza- the bird said 'uh, pepperoni would be sweet'
Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe
I said, 'We ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you?'
I'm f**kin' wasted
It's the best sh*t I ever f**kin' tasted
Oh f**kin' sh*t
I'm way too baked



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