Assistant principal's big day by Adam Sandler
Uhh good morning students and faculty.
If I could have your attention please,
Uhh as you may or may not know Principal Cambell
Will not be here for the rest of the week
Ahh due to a throat infection.
Uhh leaving me Assistant Principal Dunbar,
As the school's lone administrator for the next few days.
Uhh though the policies set forth by Principal Cambell
will remain the same,
ahh there will be some additional regulations,
ahh you must also follow.
Uhh number one smoking outside the administration building,
will only be allowed during uhh lunch periods.
Uhh number two the girl's showering facilities will be moved,
from the locker room into my inner office,
where I can watch the girls wash their breast and buttocks,
while I play with myself.
Uhh number 3 while showering none of the girls will be allowed
to snicker or laugh at the uhh size of my uhh genataila.
Uhh eye contact with me is also prohibited.
Uhh number 4 girls are encouraged to wash each other freely,
as I build towards orgasim.
Number 5 while I am ejaculating the boy's gymnastic team must
undress each other uhh spread eagle in front of me and
satisfy each other orally until I have completed uhh ejaculating.
Uhh finally rule number 6 any student caught writing graffiti
or defacing school property will be automatically suspended,
uhh unless they are uhh masterbating.
Uhh if you have any uhh questions about these uhh new regulations
I will be in my office uhh spanking it with a thumb up my ass
ahh Good day.