Clinical colostomy
Aborted Lyrics
Clinical colostomy Lyrics
Clinical colostomy by Aborted
Stain-less steel doors burst open
A gurney wheeling a flatulent cadaver
Abbreviated salutations muted by the stench
...By the stench...
Horrified nurses scatter
Foul human cess seeps
Punctuation the smell
Of acrid colonic contents
...colonical...
Numbed by the reek,
prepare for surgery
Internal horror revealed,
with a blast from the asscheek
Rumbling restless as inflicts post-mortal vengeance
Tell-tail dung marks across the operating table
Eyes see sh*t, decorating the tools
Hygenic practices scr*pped by this foul odour
The ribcage opens,
a smell comes to the fore
Brown stained lungs oozing faeces,
regurgitation ensues
Disbelieving doctors from theories
Manure, in puddles,
from a human sewer
An unbelievable reek should have drained
from his pooper
Gasses build up pressure
Causing an ominous rumble from within
A ghastly turn of events
leaves them all sh*t-stained, shocked and chagrined
Stain-less steel doors burst open
yet in the other way
phrenetic surgeons are fleeing
this coprophagic mess
Numbed by the reek,
prepare for surgery
Internal horror revealed,
with a blast from the asscheek
A gruesome ending
to a tale of coprophagic grandeur
The art of forensic scatology
had to be endured
A bacteriological manifestation
which leaves no doubt
Infecting bystanders
with this methane gargling disease
Popular Songs
It's A Man's Man's Man's World
by James Brown I Feel Good
by James Brown Do-Re-Mi
by Sound Of Music Rainbow Connection
by Muppets So Long, Farewell
by Sound Of Music Sixteen Going On Seventeen
by Sound Of Music You Give Me Fever
by Peggy Lee The heart of worship
by Matt Redman Time Warp
by Horror Rocky The Rocky Road To Dublin
by Dubliners
by James Brown I Feel Good
by James Brown Do-Re-Mi
by Sound Of Music Rainbow Connection
by Muppets So Long, Farewell
by Sound Of Music Sixteen Going On Seventeen
by Sound Of Music You Give Me Fever
by Peggy Lee The heart of worship
by Matt Redman Time Warp
by Horror Rocky The Rocky Road To Dublin
by Dubliners
A-Z Lyrics Universe
Lyrics / song texts are property and copyright of their owners and provided for educational purposes.