The Song that Goes Like This Song Lyrics
SIR GALAHAD: Once in every show
There comes a song like this
It starts off soft and low
And ends up with a kiss
Oh where is the song
That goes like this?
Where is it? Where? Where?
LADY OF THE LAKE: A sentimental song
That casts a magic spell
They all will hum along
We'll overact like hell
For this is the song that goes like this
SIR GALAHAD: Yes it is!
LADY OF THE LAKE: Yes it is!
SIR GALAHAD: Now we can go straight
Into the middle eight
A bridge that is too far for me
LADY OF THE LAKE: I'll sing it in your face
While we both embrace
BOTH: And then
SIR GALAHAD: Now we're into E!
*hem* That's awfully high for me
LADY OF THE LAKE: But as everyone can see
We should have stayed in D
BOTH: For this is our song that goes like this!
SIR GALAHAD: I'm feeling very proud
LADY OF THE LAKE: You're singing far too loud
SIR GALAHAD: That's the way that this song goes
LADY OF THE LAKE: You're standing on my toes
BOTH: Singing our song that goes like this!
LADY OF THE LAKE: I can't believe there's more
SIR GALAHAD: It's far too long, I'm sure
LADY OF THE LAKE: That's the trouble with this song
It goes on and on and on
BOTH: For this is our song that is too long!
SIR GALAHAD: Jesus Christ, God damm*t!
LADY OF THE LAKE: Dear God!
LADY OF THE LAKE: We'll be singing this til dawn
SIR GALAHAD: You'll wish that you weren't born
LADY OF THE LAKE: Let's stop this damn refrain
BOTH: Before we go insane
For this is our song that ends like this!