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The Most Offensive Song Ever lyrics - Kenny McCormick & Mr. Hankey

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The Most Offensive Song Ever Song Lyrics


Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother"
And Mary thought that was weird.
Kenny: Mary said "I'm not a virgin, I blew a guy last year"
Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."
Kenny: 'Cause you can suck all the di*k you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the di*k you want...
Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.
Kenny: Although you went to town, and suck some semen down,
Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.
Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see
Kenny: and mary had to offer a bribe,
Mr. Hankey: Since she had no money
Kenny: How would she pay for a place to sleep?
Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep
Kenny: 'Cause, you can suck all the di*k you want...
And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the di*k you want...
Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.
Together: If there's no room at the inn
than it's not considered a sin
Kenny: To suck some di*k to get a room for the night!
[Laughs]
Mr. Hankey: That's right!
And three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch
Kenny: Mary thought she might pleasure them, but could not take them to bed,
Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said
Kenny: You can suck all the di*k you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: You can suck all the di*k you want...
Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.
Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin
She gonna blow those three wise men,
Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin
Kenny: 'Cause there was no penetration
Kenny: You can suck all the di*k you want...
Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
Kenny: That donkey, and the ox and the lamb...
Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick.
Kenny: They'll say "Damn! that b**ch could suck a good di*k!"
Together: 'Cause sucking di*k bring peace on Earth and joy!
Kenny: 'Cause sucking di*k...
Mr. Hankey: ..bring peace on Earth and joy!
Kenny: Mary,Mary suck that di*k!
[Laughter]
[Thanks to SharinganKon for corrections]