Those Who Can't Do... Song Lyrics
I was this close to getting a chair on the Polish philharmonic,
and I <I>nailed</I> the audi-sh...
But I didn't get it.
Guess who did. Yo-yo Ma's cousin, Little Nepitizz.
But anyway, I just decided to give up on myself and
become a teacher because those that can't do, teach.
And those that can't teach, teach gym.
Just wanted to say, that was a really cool lesson.
Well, thanks dude. I'll see you back in class.
[Thanks to firstname.lastname@example.org for lyrics]