The Check! Song Lyrics
MEN, WOMEN & WAITER
The check! The check!
Who's going to pay the check?
It's a mystery where everything's at stake
A guy, a girl
A black faux leather folder
A series of mistakes that you could make
Should a woman leave and "freshen up"
While he whips out his credit card?
Should they go dutch or not so much
Lest egos end up scr*ped and scarred?
It's all those crazy feminists
Who made this sh*t so friggin' hard
Hey, watch it!
I'd rather someone wring my neck
Than wonder who the hell is supposed to
Pay the check!