Fanfare & Intro Song Lyrics
TT: Good evening ladies and gentlemen; I'm Tom Tucker,
DS: And I'm Diane Simmons.
TT: From beautiful downtown Sin City it's Family Guy: Live in Las Vegas.
TT: Well, Diane, it is one hell of a night for a show.
DS: It sure is Tom. I'm very excited.
TT: You know whenever I'm in Las Vegas I think of that movie Showgirls.
TT: Yeah. And you know what else. Sometimes when I'm sitting alone at home, or in the shower, or where ever I think about
TT: And sometimes when I'm driving in my car I think about Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon having girl-on-girl sex, and
doing all kinds of nasty things like spitting on each other and getting high. The point being Diane that Vegas is the kinda
place that stays with you where ever you are.
TT: And thats just about the highest praise I can give for any town on the map.
DS: Uh that's, uh that's That's not on the teleprompter.
TT: No, just some of my thoughts and musings.
DS: Well, Thank you so much for sharing. And now ladies and gentlemen, with the accompaniment of Walter Muphey and his
orchestra, we present the stars of our show.
DS: Direct from Quahog, Rhode Island, The Griffins.
[Thanks to Recarta for lyrics]