Housewares Employee (Reprise)

Housewares Employee (Reprise) Lyrics

Housewares Employee (Reprise) Song Lyrics

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Linda,
Look who`s evil now!

Scott,
Ash! Kill her! She`s f**kin' evil!

Cheryl,
Kill her if you can, lover boy!

Ash,
Oh, forgive me Linda. I guess I gotta go what I gotta do`

Linda,
Oh, oh please don`t Ash` I`m fine now.

LINDA
I have to ask a question to the gods above

ASH,
How can this be real?

LINDA,
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love. I'll ask the trees I`ll ask the sky
I`ll ask the whole wide world

ASH *Over Linda*
A love so true and pure
A love to last for sure

LINDA
How did a Housewares employee land the perfect girl

BOTH,
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares employee?