Boomstick Song Lyrics
Cheryl, I`m really getting tired of you trying to kill me! You see this?
This is my boomstick! It`s a 12 gage, double barrel, brimington.
S-Marts top of the line!
You can find this in the sporting goods department!
That`s right, this sweet baby was made right here in Grandrapids, Michigan.
Retails about a hundred and nine, ninety-five.
It's got a wallnut stolk, coalball blue steal and a hair trigger.
That`s right`shop smart! Shop S-Mart! Ya' got that!`
I'll swallow your soul!