Charlie's Monologue Song Lyrics
well, i guess ill tell you about the first time i got my period.
I was on my way home from summer camp and i said, "daddy, i think im sluffing."
And he said, "thats nice hunny."
and i realized at that very moment that he had like no idea just what sluffing ment.
So i explained to him that it ment blood was gushing from my you know where!
And he nearly recked the car.Trying to hand me a wat of fast food napkins.
And that is not something that you particulerly want to stuff up you hutch.
[Thanks to Rochelle for lyrics]
[Thanks to Jennifer Runfola for corrections]