Charlie's Monologue

Charlie's Monologue Lyrics

Charlie's Monologue Song Lyrics

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well, i guess ill tell you about the first time i got my period.

I was on my way home from summer camp and i said, "daddy, i think im sluffing."

And he said, "thats nice hunny."

and i realized at that very moment that he had like no idea just what sluffing ment.

So i explained to him that it ment blood was gushing from my you know where!

And he nearly recked the car.Trying to hand me a wat of fast food napkins.

And that is not something that you particulerly want to stuff up you hutch.

[Thanks to Rochelle for lyrics]

[Thanks to Jennifer Runfola for corrections]