What Do You Do With A B.A. In English? (Reprise) Song Lyrics
What do you do
With a B.A. in English?
Oh, look! A "for rent" sign!
Oh, my God! You’re Gary Coleman!
Yes, I am!
Say, can you tell me where to find the super?
I am the super.
Well, listen - I wanna ask you about the apartment for rent?
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, that’s it!
Look at this kid, here, all fresh faced and new
and not knowing anything! He has no idea
what he’s in for! He thinks the hard part’s over,
but it’s not! And maybe he needs a little help! Maybe
my purpose is to take everything I’m learning
and put it - put it into a SHOW!
Are you high?
And I’m not some young kid who doesn’t know anything.
[Thanks to MJuba@comcast.net for lyrics]