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The Night Santa Went Crazy


by Yankovic Weird Al. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - Y


Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgrunted Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
and everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now, Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
[The "Amish Paradise" CD single contains "The Night Santa Went Crazy
(extra gory version)" which substitutes the following verse for the
above verse.]
Yes Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead
Some guy from the S.W.A.T. Team blew a hole through his head
Yes, little friend, now, that's his brains on the floor
I guess they won't have the fat guy to kick around anymore
But now there's no more presents for the children's enjoyment
And the elves gotta stand in line and file for unemployment
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain.
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  1. Aardvark
  2. Airline Amy
  3. Alligator
  4. Amish Paradise
  5. Amoeba
  6. Another One Rides the Bus
  7. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
  8. Bedrock Anthem
  9. Bohemian Polka
  10. Buckingham Blues
  11. Callin in Sick
  12. Cockroaches
  13. Dont Wear Those Shoes
  14. Everything You Know is Wrong
  15. Finale
  16. Gandhi Ii
  17. Gee Im a Nerd
  18. Good Enough for Now
  19. Gotta Boogie
  20. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
  21. Heres Johnny
  22. Hooked on Polkas
  23. Hummingbirds
  24. I Cant Watch This
  25. I Lost on Jeopardy
  26. I Remember Larry
  27. I Think Im a Clone Now
  28. I Want a New Duck
  29. I Was Only Kidding
  30. Iguana
  31. Ill Be Mellow when Im Dead
  32. Im So Sick of You
  33. Introduction
  34. Introduction Carnival of the Animals Part Two
  35. Isle Thing
  36. King of Suede
  37. Let Me Be Your Hog
  38. Livin in the Fridge
  39. Living With a Hernia
  40. Money for Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies
  41. Mr Frump in the Iron Lung
  42. Mr Popiel
  43. My Bologna
  44. One of Those Days
  45. Phony Calls
  46. Pigeons
  47. Polka Party
  48. Polka Your Eyes Out
  49. Polkas on 45
  50. Poodle
  51. Rye or the Kaiser
  52. Shark
  53. She Drives Like Crazy
  54. She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
  55. Since Youve Been Gone
  56. Six Words Long
  57. Slime Creatures from Outer Space
  58. Smells Like Nirvana
  59. Snails
  60. Spatula City
  61. Spy Hard
  62. Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White
  63. Such a Groovy Guy
  64. Taco Grande
  65. That Boy Could Dance
  66. The Alternative Polka
  67. The Checks in the Mail
  68. The Night Santa Went Crazy
  69. The White Stuff
  70. Theme from Rocky Xiii
  71. Traffic Jam
  72. Trigger Happy
  73. Twister
  74. Unicorn
  75. Velvet Elvis
  76. Vulture
  77. Waffle King
  78. What if God Smoked Cannabis
  79. When I Was Your Age
  80. Windows 95 Sucks!
  81. Yo!!! This is a Digrace

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