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Phony Calls


by Yankovic Weird Al. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - Y


(parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC)
Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening
And you're stuck inside the house all alone
That's when you decide it might be fun to harrass [sic] someone
Dial a random number up on your telephone
You ask if their refrigerator is running
Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it
Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from
They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet
Listen to me
Don't go makin' phony calls
Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks right up the wall
But it's really gettin' old fast
Little Melvin has a natural obsession
Askin' for Prince Albert in a can
He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call
To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan
He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning
Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four
He won't be laughin' when they're tracin' his line
One day the phone police will be there at his door
Yo, hear me
Don't go makin' phony calls
Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall
How long is this phase gonna last?
Come on
[excerpt from "The Simpsons" TV show:]
Moe: "Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink."
Bart: "Uh, yeah, hello, is Mike there? Last name Rotch."
Moe: "Hold on, I'll check Mike Rotch? Mike Rotch?
Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Listen to me, you little puke!
One of these days I'm gonna catch you,
and I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an ice pick!"
Bart: "Ha ha ha ha ha."
Don't go makin' phony calls
Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called 'em all
Hope that you grow out of this fast
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Album: Other Songs A - Y Lyrics
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  1. Aardvark
  2. Airline Amy
  3. Alligator
  4. Amish Paradise
  5. Amoeba
  6. Another One Rides the Bus
  7. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
  8. Bedrock Anthem
  9. Bohemian Polka
  10. Buckingham Blues
  11. Callin in Sick
  12. Cockroaches
  13. Dont Wear Those Shoes
  14. Everything You Know is Wrong
  15. Finale
  16. Gandhi Ii
  17. Gee Im a Nerd
  18. Good Enough for Now
  19. Gotta Boogie
  20. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
  21. Heres Johnny
  22. Hooked on Polkas
  23. Hummingbirds
  24. I Cant Watch This
  25. I Lost on Jeopardy
  26. I Remember Larry
  27. I Think Im a Clone Now
  28. I Want a New Duck
  29. I Was Only Kidding
  30. Iguana
  31. Ill Be Mellow when Im Dead
  32. Im So Sick of You
  33. Introduction
  34. Introduction Carnival of the Animals Part Two
  35. Isle Thing
  36. King of Suede
  37. Let Me Be Your Hog
  38. Livin in the Fridge
  39. Living With a Hernia
  40. Money for Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies
  41. Mr Frump in the Iron Lung
  42. Mr Popiel
  43. My Bologna
  44. One of Those Days
  45. Phony Calls
  46. Pigeons
  47. Polka Party
  48. Polka Your Eyes Out
  49. Polkas on 45
  50. Poodle
  51. Rye or the Kaiser
  52. Shark
  53. She Drives Like Crazy
  54. She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
  55. Since Youve Been Gone
  56. Six Words Long
  57. Slime Creatures from Outer Space
  58. Smells Like Nirvana
  59. Snails
  60. Spatula City
  61. Spy Hard
  62. Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White
  63. Such a Groovy Guy
  64. Taco Grande
  65. That Boy Could Dance
  66. The Alternative Polka
  67. The Checks in the Mail
  68. The Night Santa Went Crazy
  69. The White Stuff
  70. Theme from Rocky Xiii
  71. Traffic Jam
  72. Trigger Happy
  73. Twister
  74. Unicorn
  75. Velvet Elvis
  76. Vulture
  77. Waffle King
  78. What if God Smoked Cannabis
  79. When I Was Your Age
  80. Windows 95 Sucks!
  81. Yo!!! This is a Digrace

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