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King of Suede

by Yankovic Weird Al. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - Y

There's a sale on our gabardine suits today.
They're all thirty percent off from yesterday.
There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need.
We've got every color, we've got ev'ry shade.
We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade.
We got every fabric that was ever made,
But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede.
We got portly and regular and extra-long.
(Is my size up there?)
We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong.
(Is my size up there?)
We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick.
(Is my size up there?)
With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick.
(Is my size up there?)
Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid.
You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made,
And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade,
'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede.
If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom,
(Is my size up there?)
We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan.
(Is my size up there?)
We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too.
(Is my size up there?)
And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you.
(Is my size up there?)
Well, I never made it past the second grade.
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade.
But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made,
'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede.
There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits.
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots.
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose.
Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
King of Suede.
Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale.
(Is my size up there?)
Look for our color catalog in next week's mail.
(Is my size up there?)
There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today.
It's the same old sale as yesterday.
Thirty years in the same location I have stayed,
There I am, right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade.
I got tough competition but I'm not afraid,
'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede.
King of Suede.
King of Suede.
King of Suede.
I'll always be King of Suede.
I'll always be King of Suede.

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  1. Aardvark
  2. Airline Amy
  3. Alligator
  4. Amish Paradise
  5. Amoeba
  6. Another One Rides the Bus
  7. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
  8. Bedrock Anthem
  9. Bohemian Polka
  10. Buckingham Blues
  11. Callin in Sick
  12. Cockroaches
  13. Dont Wear Those Shoes
  14. Everything You Know is Wrong
  15. Finale
  16. Gandhi Ii
  17. Gee Im a Nerd
  18. Good Enough for Now
  19. Gotta Boogie
  20. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
  21. Heres Johnny
  22. Hooked on Polkas
  23. Hummingbirds
  24. I Cant Watch This
  25. I Lost on Jeopardy
  26. I Remember Larry
  27. I Think Im a Clone Now
  28. I Want a New Duck
  29. I Was Only Kidding
  30. Iguana
  31. Ill Be Mellow when Im Dead
  32. Im So Sick of You
  33. Introduction
  34. Introduction Carnival of the Animals Part Two
  35. Isle Thing
  36. King of Suede
  37. Let Me Be Your Hog
  38. Livin in the Fridge
  39. Living With a Hernia
  40. Money for Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies
  41. Mr Frump in the Iron Lung
  42. Mr Popiel
  43. My Bologna
  44. One of Those Days
  45. Phony Calls
  46. Pigeons
  47. Polka Party
  48. Polka Your Eyes Out
  49. Polkas on 45
  50. Poodle
  51. Rye or the Kaiser
  52. Shark
  53. She Drives Like Crazy
  54. She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
  55. Since Youve Been Gone
  56. Six Words Long
  57. Slime Creatures from Outer Space
  58. Smells Like Nirvana
  59. Snails
  60. Spatula City
  61. Spy Hard
  62. Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White
  63. Such a Groovy Guy
  64. Taco Grande
  65. That Boy Could Dance
  66. The Alternative Polka
  67. The Checks in the Mail
  68. The Night Santa Went Crazy
  69. The White Stuff
  70. Theme from Rocky Xiii
  71. Traffic Jam
  72. Trigger Happy
  73. Twister
  74. Unicorn
  75. Velvet Elvis
  76. Vulture
  77. Waffle King
  78. What if God Smoked Cannabis
  79. When I Was Your Age
  80. Windows 95 Sucks!
  81. Yo!!! This is a Digrace


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