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I Want a New Duck

by Yankovic Weird Al. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - Y

I want a new duck.
One that won't try to bite.
One that won't chew a hole in my socks.
One that won't quack all night.
I want a new duck.
One with big webbed feet.
One that knows how to wash my car,
And keep his room real neat.
One that won't raid the ice box.
One that'll stay in shape.
One that's never gonna try
To migrate or escape,
Or I'll tie him up with duck tape.
I want a new duck.
A mallard, I think.
One that won't make a mess of my house,
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink.
I want a new duck.
One that won't steal my beer.
One that won't stick his bill in my mail.
One that knows "The duck stops here."
One that won't drive me crazy
Waddling all around.
One who'll teach me how to swim,
And help me not to drown.
And show me how to get down.
"How to get down", baby. Get it?
(quack, quack, quack, quack, quack)
I want a new duck.
Not a swan or a goose.
Just a drake I can dress real cute.
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce.
I want a new duck.
Not a quail or an owl.
One that won't molt too much.
One that won't smell too foul.
One that won't beg for breadcrumbs,
Hangin' around all day.
He'd better mind his manners.
Better do just what I say,
Or he's gonna be duck pate'.
Duck pate', yeah yeah.

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  1. Aardvark
  2. Airline Amy
  3. Alligator
  4. Amish Paradise
  5. Amoeba
  6. Another One Rides the Bus
  7. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars
  8. Bedrock Anthem
  9. Bohemian Polka
  10. Buckingham Blues
  11. Callin in Sick
  12. Cockroaches
  13. Dont Wear Those Shoes
  14. Everything You Know is Wrong
  15. Finale
  16. Gandhi Ii
  17. Gee Im a Nerd
  18. Good Enough for Now
  19. Gotta Boogie
  20. Harvey the Wonder Hamster
  21. Heres Johnny
  22. Hooked on Polkas
  23. Hummingbirds
  24. I Cant Watch This
  25. I Lost on Jeopardy
  26. I Remember Larry
  27. I Think Im a Clone Now
  28. I Want a New Duck
  29. I Was Only Kidding
  30. Iguana
  31. Ill Be Mellow when Im Dead
  32. Im So Sick of You
  33. Introduction
  34. Introduction Carnival of the Animals Part Two
  35. Isle Thing
  36. King of Suede
  37. Let Me Be Your Hog
  38. Livin in the Fridge
  39. Living With a Hernia
  40. Money for Nothing, Beverly Hillbillies
  41. Mr Frump in the Iron Lung
  42. Mr Popiel
  43. My Bologna
  44. One of Those Days
  45. Phony Calls
  46. Pigeons
  47. Polka Party
  48. Polka Your Eyes Out
  49. Polkas on 45
  50. Poodle
  51. Rye or the Kaiser
  52. Shark
  53. She Drives Like Crazy
  54. She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
  55. Since Youve Been Gone
  56. Six Words Long
  57. Slime Creatures from Outer Space
  58. Smells Like Nirvana
  59. Snails
  60. Spatula City
  61. Spy Hard
  62. Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White
  63. Such a Groovy Guy
  64. Taco Grande
  65. That Boy Could Dance
  66. The Alternative Polka
  67. The Checks in the Mail
  68. The Night Santa Went Crazy
  69. The White Stuff
  70. Theme from Rocky Xiii
  71. Traffic Jam
  72. Trigger Happy
  73. Twister
  74. Unicorn
  75. Velvet Elvis
  76. Vulture
  77. Waffle King
  78. What if God Smoked Cannabis
  79. When I Was Your Age
  80. Windows 95 Sucks!
  81. Yo!!! This is a Digrace


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