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What If God Smoked Cannabis


by Weird Al Yankovic. Buy album CD: Other Songs DR - Y


If god had long hair and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah yeah god looks baked
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to rolling stone

If god made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they’d be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering

And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?

And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bone



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  2. Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
  3. Fast Food
  4. Fatter
  5. Flatbush Avenue
  6. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 01
  7. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 02
  8. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 03
  9. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 04
  10. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 05
  11. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 06
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  13. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 08
  14. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 09
  15. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 10
  16. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 11
  17. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 12
  18. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 13
  19. Free Delivery
  20. Gee, I'm A Nerd
  21. Gravy On You
  22. Green Eggs And Ham
  23. Hit Me With A Rock
  24. Holiday Greetings 1987
  25. Holiday Greetings 1988
  26. Hooker On A Corner
  27. I Hate Big Butts
  28. I'll Repair For You (A Theme For Home Improvement)
  29. If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
  30. It's Still Billy Joel To Me
  31. Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
  32. Laundry Day
  33. Leisure Suit Serenade
  34. Matter Of Crust
  35. Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
  36. Nobody Here But Us Frogs
  37. Pacman
  38. Polka Patterns
  39. Polkamon
  40. Realradio 104.1
  41. School Cafeteria - Version 1
  42. School Cafeteria - Version 2
  43. Snack All Night
  44. Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
  45. Star Wars Copa Cabana
  46. Star Wars Gangsta Rap
  47. Take Me Down
  48. Take Me To The Liver
  49. Take The L Out Of Liver
  50. The Backwards Section From Nature Trail To Hell
  51. The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
  52. The Beer Song
  53. The Ebay Song
  54. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
  55. The Real Slim Santa
  56. Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody)
  57. We Got The Beef
  58. Weenie In A Bottle
  59. What If God Smoked Cannabis
  60. Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay
  61. Won't Eat Prunes Again
  62. Yoda Chant
  63. You Don't Take Your Showers
  64. You're Pitiful

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