Weird al theme

Weird al theme Lyrics

Well this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
And he lived in the sewer with his hamster pal
But the sanitation workers didn't really approve
So he packed up his accordion and had to move

To a city in Ohio, where he lived in a tree
And he worked in a nasal decongestion factory
And he played on the companies bowling team
And every single night he had a strange re-occuring dream
Where he was wearing leader-hosen in a vat of sourcream
But thats really not important to the story

Well the very next year he met a dental hygenist
With a spatula tatooed on her arm (on her arm)
But he didn't keep in touch and he lost her number
So he got himself a job on a tator-tot farm

And he spent his life savings on a split level cave
Twenty miles below the surface of the earth (of the earth)
And he really makes a mighty fine jellybean and pickle sandwich
For what its worth

Well one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free
And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be

And it turns out he's a hot-shot producer on tv
So he gives Al a contract and what do ya' know
Now hes got his very own Weird Al Show

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