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Cows with guns

by Weird Al Yankovic. Buy album CD: Other Songs 198 - DO

Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun

They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be eat at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "enough is enough
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows outgunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

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  2. 50 ways to get bin laden
  3. Ahmish Paradise
  4. Angry white boy polka (includes angry white boy na
  5. Angry With Boy Polka
  6. Asshole sun
  7. Attack Of The Radioactive Hampsters From A Planet
  8. Avocado
  9. Baby Got Jack
  10. Big And Loud
  11. Bologna
  12. Bomb Iraq
  13. Bomb That Iraqi Boy
  14. Burger King
  15. Bye Me A Condo
  16. Cafeteria Mold
  17. Callin In Sick Today
  18. Cats In The Kettle
  19. Chewbacca What A Wookie
  20. Chewy
  21. Christmas memories or weird al yankovic
  22. Christmas Memories Or Weird Al Yannkovic
  23. Constipated
  24. Couch Potato(Lose Yourself Parody)
  25. Cows with guns
  26. Darth vader uses ebonics
  27. Don't Shoot Mister Postman
  28. Don't You Forget About Meat
  29. Elmo's Got A Gun
  30. Goin Huntin
  31. Grandpa's A Pornstar
  32. He Got The Wrong Foot Amputated
  33. Hello I Love You Let's Get Tested For Aids
  34. Homer And Marge
  35. I Feel Like Throwin' Up
  36. I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
  37. I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog (R)
  38. I'll Repair For You
  39. I'm the only gay eskimo
  40. Internet Sandman (Enter Napster)
  41. It's Moldy Now
  42. Jamies Got A Gun
  43. Jedi Knight
  44. Kermit the frog on weed
  45. Living la vida yoda
  46. Llama Song
  47. Make My Boobies One More Size
  48. Mmmmmmm
  49. My Fart Will Go On
  50. My Girlfirend Died
  51. My Name Is.... Darth Vader
  52. Only Gay Eskimo
  53. Ooby dooby dooo
  54. Oops I'm Pregnant Again
  55. Oops... I Farted Again
  56. Pet names for genitalia
  57. Pretty Fly (For A Rabi)
  58. Rice Rice Baby
  59. Rye Or The Kaiser-Theme From Rocky XIII
  60. She Gotta Pee
  61. Six Words Long
  62. Spameater
  63. Spiderman
  64. Spongebob Squarepants
  65. Star Trek Rhapsody
  66. Star Wars Cantina
  67. Steak Number 3
  68. The Great Mighty Poo
  69. The Jedi Song
  70. The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory Version)
  71. The vagina song
  72. This Song Is Just 6 Words Long
  73. Tickle Me Elmo
  74. Titanic
  75. Title of the song in question
  76. Trash day (rotten herre)
  77. Ugly Girl
  78. Ugly Irl
  79. Wannabe Stormtrooper
  80. Weird al theme
  81. Which Backstreet Boy's Gay?
  82. Which Bsb Is Gay?
  83. Who Let The Cows Out?
  84. Whole Lotta Lunch
  85. Win 95 Sucks
  86. Windows 95 Sucks
  87. Yoda-Everybody's Free
  88. You're good enough for now
  89. Baby Likes Burping
  90. Barney's On Fire
  91. Because I Got High
  92. Belvedere Cruising
  93. Bomb Sadam
  94. Born To Be Mild
  95. Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
  96. Chicken Pot Pie
  97. Christmas Memories Of "weird Al" Yankovic
  98. Crampton Comes Alive
  99. Dead Car Battery Blues
  100. Don't Touch That


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