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Cable Tv


by Weiland Scott. Buy album CD: Other Songs T - HAR


I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin' me by
Well, I was just about ready
To curl up and die

But then one day I got a visit
From the cable company
Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in
And now I got cable TV

And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean
Midget wrestling on channel three
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em
Yeah, but that's all right with me

I got cable TV (Cable TV)
Cable TV (Cable TV)
Oh, eighty-three channels of ecstasy
I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV

I got the Siamese Faith Healer's Network
The news and weather from Peru
I got celebrity hockey
The Racketball Channel too

Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta
Mr. Wizard is on at five
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
So I can watch MTV while I drive

I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs
The kind you just can't get for free
Now I never wanna leave my apartment
'Cause there's just so much for me to see

On my cable TV (Cable TV)
Cable TV(Cable TV)
Well, if you need to find me
You know where I'll be
Watchin' my cable TV, yeah
Watchin' my cable TV

'Cause I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV

My friends are gettin' kinda worried
They think I'm turning into some kinda freak
Oh, but they're just jealous 'cause I've seen Porky's
Twenty-seven times this week

On my cable TV (Cable TV)
Cable TV (Cable TV)
Yeah, the greatest thing that's ever happened to me
I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV

Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah
I need my cable TV

Well, I love, I love my cable TV (TV)
Got to have cable TV (TV)
Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah (TV)
Can't live without my cable TV

Well, I said, got to have some cable TV (TV)
I've got to have my cable TV
I said cable TV, yeah (TV)
Got to have cable TV



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Album: Other Songs T - HAR Lyrics
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  1. (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
  2. 1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now
  3. 1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor
  4. 1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3
  5. 1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King
  6. 1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Meat
  7. 1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
  8. 1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser
  9. 1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road
  10. 1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater
  11. 1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up
  12. 1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado
  13. 1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch
  14. 1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna
  15. About Nothing
  16. Achy Breaky Song
  17. Addicted To Spuds
  18. Airline Amy
  19. Albuquerque
  20. Alimony
  21. Amish Paradise
  22. Another One Rides The Bus
  23. Attack Of The Radioactive Hampster From A Planet N
  24. Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
  25. Avocado
  26. Baby Got Jack
  27. Baby Likes Burping
  28. Barbarella
  29. Barney's On Fire
  30. Bedrock Anthem
  31. Belvedere Cruising
  32. Bohemian Polka
  33. Bologna
  34. Bomb Sadam
  35. Born To Be Mild
  36. Buckingham Blues
  37. Burger King
  38. Cable Tv
  39. Callin' In Sick
  40. Canadian Idiot
  41. Cavity Search
  42. Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
  43. Chewbacca What A Wookie
  44. Chicken Pot Pie
  45. Christmas At Ground Zero
  46. Christmas Memories Or Weird Al Yankovic
  47. Close But No Cigar
  48. Confessions Part Iii
  49. Constipated
  50. Cool Kiss
  51. Cows With Guns
  52. Crampton Comes Alive
  53. Dare To Be Stupid
  54. Dead Car Battery Blues
  55. Desperation #5
  56. Divider
  57. Do I Creep You Out
  58. Dog Eat Dog
  59. Don't Download This Song
  60. Don't Touch That
  61. Don't Wear Those Shoes
  62. Don't You Forget About Meat
  63. Dr. Demento Radio Promo
  64. Dr. Demento's 15Th Anniversary Special
  65. Eat It
  66. Everything You Know Is Wrong
  67. Fast Food
  68. Fat
  69. Fatter
  70. Flatbush Avenue
  71. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 01
  72. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 02
  73. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 03
  74. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 04
  75. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 05
  76. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 06
  77. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 07
  78. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 08
  79. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 09
  80. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 10
  81. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 11
  82. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 12
  83. Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 13
  84. Frank's 2000" Tv
  85. Free Delivery
  86. Fun Zone
  87. Gandhi Ii
  88. Gee, I'm A Nerd
  89. Generic Blues
  90. Genius In France
  91. George Of The Jungle
  92. Germs
  93. Good Enough For Now
  94. Good Old Days
  95. Gotta Boogie
  96. Grapefruit Diet
  97. Gravy On You
  98. Green Eggs And Ham
  99. Happy Birthday
  100. Hardware Store

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