Pumpin' 4 the man

Pumpin' 4 the man Lyrics

It's a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps
Sometimes you think you're gonna drop
In the end you're filthy dirty, horny, and p**sed off
And before you can leave you gotta sweep the f**kin' shop

It's a real real b**ch to be workin' for the man
But sh*t, I do it well, so what the f**k
I could probably wash dishes at some other f**kin' dump
But it's all the same to me, bustin' ass to make a buck

So read 'em up and stick 'em
Pump that f**ker good
Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump
Get your fingers outta your ass
And pump some faggot's gas
And think about how bad New Hope sucks

And it's a p**s poor life when the ladies fire you up
And then you check their oil and know you're f**ked
'Cause no one wants a loser who works for 5 an hour
Smells like gas, looks like sh*t, works in the rain and rude as hell

Now I can fix a tire like Hurricane Melinda
I know that I'm the best for what it's worth
So if I choose to help you don't look like you expect it
'Cause it's a gift that God gave me at birth

So read 'em up and stick 'em
Pump that f**ker good
Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump
Get your fingers outta your ass
And pump some faggot's gas
And think about how bad New Hope sucks, woohoo!

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