Douchebag Blues

Douchebag Blues Lyrics

"This isn't the stuff we normally do for you guys that are buying this. This is what happens when you consume massive amounts of drugs and alcohol"


My mother was a douche bag

My sister was a douche bag

I guess that makes me one too


I got the douche bag blues

I got the douche bag blues

I got the douche bag blues

Lord I just don't know what to do


I sold dynamite to the Arabs

Bullets to the Jews

Whiskey to the Indians

And I'll get you too


I got the douche bag blues

I got the douche bag blues

I got the douche bag blues

Lord I just don't know what to do


Vinegar and water

The drink that I choose

I gotta tell ya brother

Tastes like pussy juice


Time flies when you're in a coma...