Dentist! Lyrics

Various Lyrics Dentist!

  Browse by artist name Search Browse by soundtrack
 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

Dentist!


by Various. Buy album CD: Other Songs A - PI


When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
my mama noticed funny things I did,
like shootin' puppies with a B B gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head.
That's when my mama said (What did she say?),
she said, "My boy, I think someday
you'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay.
You'll be a dentist. You have a talent for causin' things pain.
Son, be a dentist. People will pay you to be inhumane.
Your temp'rament's wrong for the priesthood
and teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist. You'll be a success.
(Here he is, folks: the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas! Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good.
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!)
Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist (goodness gracious!),
and I enjoy the career that I picked. (Love it.)
I am your dentist (fitting braces),
and I get off on the pain I inflict. (Really love it.)
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted.
And though it may cause my patients distress,
somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me (Oh, mama.)
'cause I'm a dentist and a success.
Say ah! (Ah!) Say ah! (Ah!) Say ah! (Ah!) Now spit.



sheet music Buy Various sheet music
cd Buy Various CDs
guitar tabs Various guitar tabs
Album: Other Songs A - PI Lyrics
cd Buy "Other Songs A - PI" CD
  1. A Boat on the Sea
  2. A Girl Worth Fighting For
  3. A Star is Born
  4. A World Without Love
  5. All Mixed Up
  6. Another Sad Song
  7. Anti Country Song
  8. Argument
  9. Aves De Noche
  10. Bad to Me
  11. Bajo Las Estrellas
  12. Bangkok One Night in Bangkok
  13. Besame Mucho
  14. Blinded
  15. Blue Blue Day
  16. Bonanza
  17. Breakable
  18. Buddle Uddle Um Dum
  19. Comment Te Dire Adieu
  20. Cool Rider
  21. Crucified
  22. Crystal Cowboy
  23. Dentist!
  24. Der Blaue Planet
  25. Dim All the Lights
  26. Do You Believe Me Now
  27. Dont Hide from Me
  28. Easy Street
  29. El Juicio
  30. El Monje Ha Muerto
  31. El Mundo Y Cristina
  32. Embassy Lament
  33. End Titles
  34. Endgame
  35. Feed Me
  36. Finale
  37. Florence Quits
  38. Fully Dressed
  39. Fully Dressed Orphans
  40. Generations of Love
  41. Girl for All Seasons
  42. Go the Distance
  43. God Give Me Strength
  44. Got to Get You Into My Life
  45. Guerra Tibia
  46. Hakuna Matata!
  47. Hand in Hand
  48. Hand Me the Wine and the Dice
  49. Heaven Help My Heart
  50. Hello Little Girl
  51. Honor to Us All
  52. I Am Australian
  53. I Can Go the Distance
  54. I Dont Need Anything but You
  55. I Think Im Gonna Like It Here
  56. I Wont Say
  57. I Wont Say Im in Love
  58. If I Cant Love Her
  59. If I Were God
  60. Ill Make a Man out of You
  61. Im Not Scared
  62. In the Dark of the Night
  63. Its Allright
  64. Its Raining Men
  65. Its the Hard Knock Life
  66. La Boca
  67. La Otra Virgen
  68. Lamour Cest Comme Une Cigarette
  69. Learn to Do It
  70. Little Girls
  71. Logica
  72. Look Up
  73. Losing My Mind
  74. Love Song Für Inge
  75. Making Memories
  76. Maybe
  77. Mean Green Mother from Outerspace
  78. Memory
  79. Merano
  80. Mermaid Song
  81. Milch
  82. Mountain Duet
  83. My Secret Love
  84. Need No Mercy
  85. Neighbours Theme Song
  86. New Deal for Christmas
  87. Nobody I Know
  88. Nothing Takes the Place of You
  89. One Last Hope
  90. Other Pleasures
  91. Pity the Child

Comments







Song words / lyrics from Other Songs A - PI album CD are property & copyright of their owners and provided for educational purposes.
DMCA Policy | Add/correct lyrics  |  Request lyrics  |  Links  |  Privacy | Contact us    © STLyrics.com 2002 -