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A Plea for Order


by Unknown. Buy album CD: Other Songs 9 - BE


A Plea for Order
(Heather Wood -- 1986)
Please don't dismember your father,
And leave bits all over the shed,
He was a tidy man all of his life,
And should remain so when he's dead.
Gather him up in a garbage bag,
Remember the collection's at two,
Please leave the potting shed just as you found it,
For others are following you.
Just because you're a patricide,
It doesn't mean that you can be untidy,
Make the world a nice place to live,
For others are following you.
Don't make a bonfire of Mother if
You live in a smoke-free zone.
You'll bring disgrace on the family
And lower the neighborhood's tone.
Just feed her into the furnace;
That way you'll save energy, too.
Please leave the garden just as you found it,
For others are following you.
Just because you're a matricide. . .
Please do not poison your brother;
That might be hard to explain,
Just get him drunk on rye whiskey
And then shove him under a train.
One thing that you should remember is
To have him insured e'er you do.
Please leave Amtrak just as you found it,
For others are following you.
Just because you're a fratricide. . .
Don't have a cookout with Baby,
He's so small, he'll only serve six,
The steaks that you get will be paltry;
He's hardly got ribs or drumsticks.
You'll find that he'll go much further
Served up in a hearty ragout.
Please leave the dining room just as you found it,
For others are following you.
Just because you're an infanticide. . .
Please don't go slashing your jugular
And dripping all over the floor.
Don't cut your wrists at the bathroom sink
And cover the faucets with gore.
Just take a large dose of sleeping pills,
Then faint with your head down the loo.
Please leave the bathroom just as you found it,
For others are following you.
Just because you're a suicide. . .
Don't stuff the Queen in a blender
And turn the control to ``puree,''
Then neglect to clean out the container;
Remember that's not the right way,
Before you flush her down the toilet,
Retrieve the Crown Jewels from the goo.
Please leave the Throne Room just as you found it,
For others are following you.
Just because you're a regicide. . .
If you assassinate Reagan, please
Do it in a manner that's neat,
Just tie him to a cruise missile
And aim it at Ten Downing Street.
This way, you'll also get Thatcher;
The world will be grateful to you.
Please leave the White House just as you found it,
For others are following you.
Just because you're a pesticide. . .
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Album: Other Songs 9 - BE Lyrics
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  3. A Bird in a Gilded Cage
  4. A Fenian Song
  5. A Fool Such As I
  6. A friend like you
  7. A Gentleman of Exeter
  8. A Hero of the Wrong War
  9. A Horse Named Bill
  10. A Hundred Years from Now
  11. A Kangaroo Sat on an Oak
  12. A Little Bit of Solitude
  13. A Living Wage
  14. A Man Without a Woman
  15. A Nation Once Again
  16. A North Country Maid
  17. A Picture from Lifes Other Side
  18. A Plea for One World
  19. A Plea for Order
  20. A Prisoner for Life
  21. A Rainy Night in Paris
  22. A Sailors Life
  23. A Stitch in Time
  24. A True Story
  25. A Wee Docht and Doris
  26. Abilene
  27. Absalom Round
  28. Acapulco Gold
  29. Across the Western Ocean
  30. Adam Catched Eve Round
  31. Adam Gorman
  32. Adam in the Garden Pinning Leaves
  33. Adieu to Bon County
  34. Admiral and Enlisted Men
  35. Advice for Valentines Day
  36. Advice to the Lovelorn
  37. Afghanistan Anthem Native Text
  38. Afghanistan Anthem Text
  39. After the Ball
  40. After the Strike
  41. Aint Gonna Grieve My Lord No More
  42. Aint It Great to Be Crazy
  43. Air Corps Lament
  44. Air Force 801
  45. Aire
  46. Alabamas Crew
  47. Alaska
  48. Albania Anthem Native Text
  49. Albatross
  50. Alberta
  51. Aley Aley
  52. Alien
  53. All Around My Hat
  54. All Around My Hat Parody
  55. All the earth
  56. All the Pretty Little Horses
  57. All the World is Desolation
  58. All Through the Night
  59. Allison Gross
  60. Alma Mater Cornell
  61. Alouette
  62. Alpha Phi Omega Toast
  63. Alteh Buck
  64. Altered
  65. Alumbering We Go
  66. Amelia Earharts Last Flight
  67. Amen
  68. Amtrak Song
  69. Andrew Marteen
  70. Andrew Ross Andrew Rose
  71. Andro and His Cutty Gun
  72. Angel
  73. Angels We Have Heard On High
  74. Angus Hempstead
  75. Ann O Hethersgill
  76. Antigua Anthem Text
  77. Apple Computer
  78. Apple Pickers Reel
  79. Argentina Native Anthem Text
  80. Arkys Toast
  81. Army Bean
  82. Army Bugs
  83. Around Cape Horn
  84. As I Walked Out
  85. As Time Goes By
  86. Asteroid Light
  87. At the Boarding House
  88. Auferstanden Aus Ruinen
  89. Auld Lang Syne Original
  90. Auld Matrons
  91. Australia Anthem Text
  92. Away In A Manager
  93. Bahamas Anthem Text
  94. Bangladesh Anthem Text
  95. Barbados Anthem Text
  96. Bayern Hat Verloren
  97. Belarus Anthem Text
  98. Belgium Native Anthem Text
  99. Belize Anthem Text
  100. Bermuda Anthem Text

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